Help? Psycho Kitten???? Please?!?!?

Hi. Um, my Kitten has just turned 3 months. He is a male, and half bengal half tabby (SO gorgeus!!!) He follows me around everywhere. But doesn't cuddle or anything. But that is not the problem. He REPEATEDLY does stuff he shouldn't. For example, when we got him about a month ago he kept jumping on the table. We spray him with a waterbottle and/or tell him no and/or smack him on the bottom and/or shake him. He doesn't become discouraged no matter how much FORCE we use with him, he becomes indignant and just goes upi there faster. The more we get upset with him the more he does to irritate us it seems. ): I really love him but my parents are talking about getting rid of him if he carries on like this in another few months with no sign of improvement. He was taken from him mother at about 4-5 weeks (WAY to young!!!!!) and put into a barbie commercial (I did NOT approve) and then we bought him from the producer of the commercial. We understand that is probably the cause of most of his problems but most cats will GET it when you tell them off enough times (I know they don't have much brains, but seriously I have cats tons of times before and they ALWAYS make the connection "table equals spray or smack equals stay away" whereas this stupid adorable kitten seems to make the connection "Table equals spray or smack equals me want to do it more to irritate mommy!") So what is his problem??? If you need to know anymore details don't hesitate to message me at aubreylovesskittles@yahoo.com thanks!!! I REALLY appreciate it!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE him soooo much I DONT wanna get rid of him!!!! In fact he has FINALLY had his ONLY nap of today right now and he looks so peaceful and cute!!. Seriously this kitten actually RUNS around the room for like 12 hours STRAIGHT before he decides to slow down and walk let alone have a nap!!!!!! Thank you!!!!

4 year old is getting scared about poison!?

So my daughter is 4 will be 5 in 2 months, she asked me what happens if someone drinks chemicals or poison. i told her that they could die and that is not something anyone should do. Well now she thinks every thing is poison! if her fork falls on table that she saw was just cleaned with a cleaning product she thinks the fork needs to be washed so that she doesn't die from eating poison! And the things go on and on. Soap goes in her mouth while she is taking a shower she will say, 'mommy i feel poison in me.'' So i explain to her that a little soap goes in everyones mouth when they shower...not a big deal! if something goes in her mouth that wasnt suppose to she thinks it is poison and that she is going to die! So now i am explaining to her that those things dont kill people! Any suggestions on how to fix this situation would be helpful.

I wanna be a good mommy, but is this normal?

I'm scared..I found out that my bf was cheating right after I found out that I was pregnant...Im gonna love the baby no matter what happens, but im scared that im gonna be a bad mommy. :( Help me , cause Im scared that I will think about what happened when I look at my baby

What is the best way for ne to tell this girl that I cannot date her? ?

DONT have a friend tell her. that guys an idiot. tell her the truth, say you arent ready for a relationship yet but you would love to be friends. or if you dont wanna be friends, say you dont want a relationship but she is number one on your list for when you're ready. be completely honest(: xoxo Maddye

Not excited about being a new mommy yet :(?

Im 20 almost 21 and I am 7 months pregnant, Im a military wife and have been with my husband for 6 years and married for almost 2 now. We have an absolulty amazing relationship. But, we had to leave our small little home town on the east coast all the way to the west coast because of his career. I had no problem moving except for the fact we both come from 2 Large familys were very close to (especially me) and We had no one not even friends here. Two weeks after moving here I found out i was pregnant and due in September...... my husband couldnt be more excited for our daughter to join the world but me on the other hand i just cant find the happiness....... I love her because i couldnt even begin to hate her and she's an innocent little baby but im not excited about being a mother and i havent been since day one. I know its our fault because we had sex, and i dont regret her but i just know i wasnt ready to sacrafice. I will without a doubt just suck it up but I hate being the only one of the 8 pregnant mothers here where we are that isnt blooming with that joy of mommyhood. How on earth am i supposed to get excited over it? Is it normal? My mother told me she was skeptical when she found out she was pregnant for the first time too but as soon as she heard the first cry of her little one she died of joy inside........ but i should be happy because it was next on our list of life..... my mom was 15 unmarried and broker than broke. Im just worried this feeling wont change because i know how I react and think and i want my daughter to have an excellent life and know she's loved.

Do i have a chance of being pregnant?

Ok well I'm 21 I'm a mommy to a 6yrs old little boy. I've been trying to get pregnant for 2yrs now my period is irregular. I started my period on 6/01/11 lasted 12days, I got positive ovulation on 6/18/11 I had sex on 6/20/11 he did sperm in me now we're wondering if I got pregnant... we had a hard time doing it during fertile cause our son was home lol but he finally went to grandmas on the 20th then we went to work so we only did it once... could I've gotten pregnant? i sure hope so... but ima take a pregnancy test on july4th and ive been cramping ever since the 6/22/11

Which would you prefer?

LOL at Adorabelle that made me laugh. I think Abigail or Abby is a good strong main girl character name. Abigail Beth Sullivan would be pretty, for a main guy I think Greyson Chette Freedman or Seth Asher Morrison is a good strong main character name.